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Tesla Cybercab has a hidden virtual joystick to drive it manually

8 September 2026 at 15:48

A Tesla Cybercab rider found something in the robotaxi: a manual driving mode. When he got in, the touchscreen was showing a virtual joystick to drive the car by hand.

Tesla built the Cybercab with no steering wheel and no pedals. But it apparently still has a way to drive it manually, and you do it by dragging a finger across a screen.

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If a Tesla Cybercab fleet were profitable, Tesla wouldn’t sell you one

7 September 2026 at 15:38

Tesla is now asking businesses whether they’d like to buy and operate their own fleets of Cybercab robotaxis on its network. It’s the same pitch Elon Musk has been making since 2019: buy the cars, put them to work, and earn money while you sleep.

There’s one problem with it. And it never happened, and you shouldn’t fall for it now. If running a fleet of Cybercabs were actually profitable, Tesla wouldn’t sell you a single one.

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Tesla says β€˜Robotaxi’ is expanding β€” its own chart shows it’s not

22 July 2026 at 21:56

Tesla told shareholders this week that its Robotaxi service is expanding. The company’s own chart proves it isn’t.

In its Q2 2026 update, Tesla leaned on a cumulative β€œpaid Robotaxi miles” chart climbing past 2.4 million miles as its headline proof of momentum. But break that curve into quarters and the growth flatlines: Robotaxi added roughly 900,000 paid miles in Q2 2026, the same as it did in Q1.

NHTSA targets Tesla’s β€˜Radar Saves Us’ document in FSD crash probe

21 July 2026 at 21:37

NHTSA is now demanding a Tesla internal document titled β€œRadar Saves Us” as part of its investigation into β€œFull Self-Driving” crashes in low-visibility conditions.

The request is buried in a new 24-part information demand sent to Tesla on July 2, and it points the probe straight at the decision that started all of this: Tesla removing radar from its cars.

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